Solution: Viper No Viping!

Answer: BROCK

Each line is a combination of two crossword clues which describe a nonsensical object/action. Staring at them or saying them out loud should result in solvers realizing each one has had a letter swiped from the middle.

First Clue First Answer Swiped Letter Second Answer Second Clue
Made from the remnants of a fire ASH A MED Drug
Made of hair FUR N ACE Playing card
From an adult male MAN S ION Particle
Yank TUG B OAT A muesli morsel
From a resort SPA R RED The primary color
Everyone ALL O WED 's said "I do"
A place selling drinks BAR C ODE Poem of praise about
Tiny WEE K END Finale

Reading the swiped letters in order gives the phrase ANS BROCK.