This puzzle consists solely of an audio track parodying the opening verse of Mambo No. 5. Each line (where line breaks are based on the rhymes in the original song/the parody lyrics) clues a word or phrase, given in alphabetical order.
| Clue | Answer |
|---|---|
| Small man, small woman | BOY AND GIRL |
| The sound of high heels steppin' on a floor that's wooden | CLICK CLACK |
| Monroe sang that they-re a girls best friend | DIAMONDS |
| Together with a mister Perrins They made a nice brown sauce blend | LEA |
| Lyrics, with a melody | MUSIC |
| A few ladies belonging to me | MY GIRLS |
| A haloed, being made up of saliva | SPIT ANGEL |
| Simple idiotic unintelligent or uhh | STUPID |
| A combination of two terms of endearment | SWEETIE BABY |
| Stage of life between twelve and twenty | TEENAGER |
| Unified cry that this group will not be split | WE ARE ONE |
Searching some of these together should help solvers realize that these are all Eurovision Junior songs. Additionally, each one comes from a different year between 2005 and 2015. The songs should be sorted by year and then indexed into by the large number given at the start of the song.
| Song Title | Year | Index | Extracted Letter |
|---|---|---|---|
| STUPID | 2005 | 4 | P |
| LEA | 2006 | 3 | A |
| MUSIC | 2007 | 2 | U |
| SPIT ANGEL | 2008 | 9 | L |
| CLICK CLACK | 2009 | 3 | I |
| BOY AND GIRL | 2010 | 5 | N |
| TEENAGER | 2011 | 7 | E |
| SWEETIE BABY | 2012 | 1 | S |
| WE ARE ONE | 2013 | 6 | O |
| DIAMONDS | 2014 | 6 | N |
| MY GIRLS | 2015 | 3 | G |
This gives the clue phrase PAULINE SONG - a quick search for the song by Pauline returns IMAGINE US (which is from 2016 to help with confirmation).